Sadly, United Media does not allow Dilbert strips to be posted on web pages.
Panel 1: "Tormenting the Vendor". Wally and Dilbert are tormenting a Vendor in their conference room.
Wally: You must do our bidding, Vendor. We control your economic future.
Vendor looks worried.
Dilbert: Of course, our buying decision will be based solely on quantifiable performance measurements.Vendor looks more worried, if possible.
Panel 3: Dilbert is holding a hoop in front of the Vendor, who is crouched on his hands and knees on the table, frowning.
Dilbert: Your competitor completed the "Vendor Challenge Course" in 37 seconds.
Wally: And he gave us very nice t-shirts.