Sadly, United Media does not allow Dilbert strips to be posted on web pages.

Panel 1: "Tormenting the Vendor". Wally and Dilbert are tormenting a Vendor in their conference room.

Wally: You must do our bidding, Vendor. We control your economic future.

Vendor looks worried.

Panel 2:

Dilbert: Of course, our buying decision will be based solely on quantifiable performance measurements.
Vendor looks more worried, if possible.

Panel 3: Dilbert is holding a hoop in front of the Vendor, who is crouched on his hands and knees on the table, frowning.

Dilbert: Your competitor completed the "Vendor Challenge Course" in 37 seconds.
Wally: And he gave us very nice t-shirts.