A co-worker sent this around. A couple of weeks before that, I got it from a college buddy. I expect it was making the rounds of the Net...

> 37 politically correct ways to say someone is stupid:
> Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
> A few clowns short of a circus.
> A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
> An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
> A few beers short of a six-pack.
> Dumber than a box of hair.
> A few peas short of a casserole.
> Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
> The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
> One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
> One taco short of a combination plate.
> A few feathers short of a whole duck.
> All foam, no beer.
> The cheese slid off his cracker.
> Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
> Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
> Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
> Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
> He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
> An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
> As smart as bait.
> Chimney's clogged.
> Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
> Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
> Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
> Forgot to pay his brain bill.
> Her sewing machine's out of thread.
> His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
> His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
> If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
> Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
> No grain in the silo.
> Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
> Receiver is off the hook.
> Several nuts short of a full pouch.
> Skylight leaks a little.
> Slinky's kinked.
> Surfing in Nebraska.
> Too much yardage between the goal posts.
> In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little further apart than
> most................................................