Contributed by many alert readers. I kept ignoring the emails because I thought I already had it listed! Actual transcript finally submitted by alert reader Alan Braverman. Below is a snippet, copied from this transcript.
In the car, Homer suggests he talk to Lisa's teacher while Marge talks to Bart's. Marge complains, ``That's the way we do it *every* year!''
- Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
- Marge: Is it 37?
- Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No.
-- A numbers racket, ``Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie''
In a surprisingly serendipitous turn of events, alert reader Murtz sent me a sound file containing this clip just a day before Alan sent me the transcript!