Maelstrom is an Asteroids-like computer game for the Mac. Here's a quote from the "About Maelstrom" information window, which reads as if narrated by the pilot of the little ship that you're flying around in the game:

"I slammed the ACME XQJ-37 retro-thrusters on full barrel and managed to duck back behind Jupiter before they took notice of me, but I darn near soiled my space suit."