This is a quote from something I saw on TV which (according to my hastily-scrawled note to myself) was called "Leather Goddesses". I'm not sure if it is a movie or TV show, but I could not find it at all in the Internet Movie Database. The quote was spoken by a door to door salesman. I did not note what he (or she) was selling.

Note to self: In the future, try to remember to transcribe your hastily-scrawled notes sooner, so that your memory might be a little bit fresher. Doofus.