Quoted from 'Vice Girls', 6 October 1996 column by Joe Bob Briggs. The full quote is:

And why are there always 37 little round plastic doohickeys stuffed up in the shelves that are supposed to be ``special attachments'' to all the kitchen appliances, but you never have ANY IDEA what they attach to and what they're supposed to have accomplished in the unlikely event they were ever actually ATTACHED?